疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Is that so? Who made you Pope of this dump?
Bushwood...a "dump"?
Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here!
Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy "snobatorium"?
Why, this whole place sucks!
That's right. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it!
Buy Bushwood! You...?
I get no respect from anyone!
Please! What's going on?
He tried to choke me! You saw it.
He called me a baboon.
Thinks I'm his wife.
I'm calling the police!
Call the chief of police! I built his condo!
Out! I want him out of here!
Let's go, Beeper!
Judge! Come on, let's be adults here!
Let's not mess the place up.
We can handle this in private.
Let's go to your office.
I'll make some drinks for us all.
We'll talk about it. Come on.
Are you flipping out?
No, I'm happy! I'm not pregnant!
That's great.