疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Cannonball it right back then one more of these right on top of it!
Cannonball coming!
Can I have a drop? Just a drop...myself?
That's fine for me. That's good.
Can I say something to you?
You've been acting psychotically lately.
Why?
I've been a little under strain.
I have to play with Smails tomorrow in a money match.
If he bothers you, I'll take care of him.
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom.
He'll never play golf again because his weight displacement goes back all his weight is on his right foot and he'll push everything off to the right.
He'll never come through on anything.
He'll quit the game.
That would work.
I'll call you if I need help.
But, seriously, no b.s if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody.... You know...buddies.
I'll drop by. You drop by my place any time.
What's your address?
You're on Briar, right?
Do you have a pool?
A pool and a pond.
A pond would be good for you.
Natural spring.
Anything would be good.