疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Big hitter, the Lama. Long!
Into a 1 0,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier!
Do you know what the Lama says?
"Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga." So we finish 1 8 and he's going to stiff me.
And I say, "Hey, Lama!
"How about a little something, you know, for the effort?" And he says, "There won't be any money... "...but when you die, on your deathbed... "...you will receive total consciousness." So I've got that going for me... which is nice.
Your ball is right over there.
Go straight and you can't miss it.
Mrs. Havercamp, you go that way and it's right over.... Mrs. Havercamp, you need this.
I might, at that.
Mr. Havercamp, your ball is right over here, sir.
No, Mr. Havercamp, the green is over there. It's that way.
Sir, just bend a little that way and swing away and just straight up. That's fine. Great.
That's a peach, hon!
I'm hot today!
Did they die on you, Tony?
I can't pay you. Lou has to.
Where is he?
He's out.
I can see he's out, numb nuts!
Give me a Coke.
Wait a minute! That's only 50 cents!
Lou raised the price of Coke.
He's been losing at the track.
Well, I ain't paying no 50 cents for no Coke!