疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Check me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Gophers! Not golfers!
The little brown furry rodents!
We can do that.
We don't even need a reason.
Then do it, man!
I'll just do the same thing, but with gophers.
It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying.
Give me the Mets on three and I'll take the Yankees even.
I'll call you back.
Caddyshack.
All right. I'll be right up.
Take over for me.
I'll be right back.
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper at a course in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper a jock.
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself.
The 1 2th son of the Lama.
With flowing robes, grace, bald, striking.
I'm on the first tee with him.
I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one.