疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于09 Dec 11:08

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Give me half a dozen of the Vulcan D-tens and set my friend up with the whole schmear.
You know, clubs, bags, shoes gloves, shirt, pants.
Orange balls! I'll have a box of those and give me a box of those naked-lady tees.
This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup.
It looks good on you, though.
Judge Smails, Smails the Third, Dr. Beeper and Bishop Pickering.
Who wants it?
I'll take Smails if nobody wants him.
Brownnose!
Motormouth, take Dr. Beeper.
John, you take the Bish.
This is ridiculous. Let me carry that.
No. I can do it.
-You sure?
-Yeah.
Madonna with meatballs!
Turds!
How many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Sorry, Grandpa, I forgot.
Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, this is my niece, Lacey Underall.
Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
It must be a nice change from dreary, old Manhattan.
Yes. I was getting really tired of having fun all the time.
Double turds!