疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate!
Dead people? They don't want to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?
Ask Wang. He'll tell you.
We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!
I want a hamburger.
No, a cheeseburger.
I want a hot dog.
I want a milkshake.
You'll get nothing and like it!
Stop it. The judge will see you.
Are you going out with me tonight?
Yes. To my room? I've got to work in the dining room tonight.
Come work with me. You can bus tables.
I've never done that.
It's easy. You fill the water glass, replace the butter.
If they drop a fork, you give them another one.
I don't think I can handle that.
Put me down for five.
If I can just make this one.... A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
Of all the nerve!
I did not throw it-- If you didn't, how the hell did it get here?
It slipped!
What's the problem?
He almost killed my wife with his damn club!
It was an accident!