疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于09 Dec 11:08

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

It's no big deal!
Well, hello! Surprise, surprise!
-Are you busy?
-No, come on in.
Go ahead. It's nothing.
I tried calling, but there is no listing for "Mr. Wonderful." What spelling did you use?
Sorry about this mess.
Let me just clean up here.
I'm getting ready for the season.
Duck?
No, no. Dolphin.
Would you like a drink?
Tuna Colada, perhaps?
Anything. Who's your decorator, Benihana?
No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam.
You were in the war?
Uh...no.... Homo.
Much better now, though.
Here's an uncashed check for $70,000.
Keep it.
There's a bunch of them ! And a summons.
It's yours.
Pretty pathetic, Ty.
Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey.
For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.