疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

I'm willing to make up for that.
I want to be good!
Very good!
I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help.
Just ask my grandson, Spaulding.
He and I are regular pals.
Are you my pal "Mr. Scholarship Winner"?
Yes, sir! I'm your pal!
How about a Fresca?
Another rob roy, Bishop?
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?
Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.
"Excellency," fiddlesticks!
My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.
You're not a man.
You're a bishop, for God's sake!
There is no God!
Webb, I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the Club tournament.
I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
Come on, honey. Let's go.
How are you, boys?
Hey, we're both starving.
When do we eat?
You have worn out your welcome, sir!