疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于09 Dec 11:08

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有，性格古怪，所有的员工都很穷，性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”；他是一个球童，几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节，包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的（显然是填充的）地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

With my lips?
Go ahead. Right back.
If I could just borrow a wedge or something.
If you'd open a curtain, I could get right through the window.
People say I'm an idiot because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
People don't say that about you, as far as you know.
Well, I'm working on it so I don't ever have to.... I'll be the head greenskeeper hopefully within six years.
That's my schedule.
But I am studying this stuff, so I know it...you know, like chinch bugs. You know manganese. A lot of people don't even know what that is.
Nitrogen.... Just open a curtain and I can just get out-- I invented my own kind of grass, too.
Did you know that? Look at this.
This is registered: Carl Spackler's Bench.
I've felt grass like this before.
I've played on this stuff.
This is a hybrid.
This is a cross of bluegrass Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench and northern California sinsemilla.
The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon take it home and just get stoned at night on this stuff.
I've got pounds of this stuff.
Say, let's have a little bit of this.
Look at this. Try it.
I really don't do this very often.
You'll love it. This is dynamite.
Watch out.
Well, maybe one drag, then I've got to go.
It's a little harsh. Here. Cannonball it!