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- Owen, you don't add them together.
Technically, Peter, I'm sorry to say this, but it's more like $73,313... It doesn't matter. We can't come up with $50,000. We're screwed.
Gar.
- It's an insurmountable amount of money.
- No, it's not insurmountable. Come on.
We can'tjust sit back and let Globo Gym take us over.
Average Joe's is too important.
Where do you go when your wife changes the locks?
- Average Joe's.
- Right.
Dwight, Owen, what will you do if Joe's goes under? Work at the airport?
- I ain't working at no airport again.
- No. Cos you hated it.
And, Steve, where do you go to do whatever it is that you do?
- Gar. Joe's be the only place for Steve.
- Gar. You're right.
Do you see? There's no way I can go back to working out at my high school.
They'd laugh at me there.
Lock me in lockers, make me eat clay.
But not here, not at Joe's.
I need this place.
You guys need this place. Come on.
I got it. I know how we can raise the money.
- How?
- Car wash.