躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot.
OK, I think everybody knows... - Don't you have an office of your own?
- Yes, I do have an office.
A very nice office with a view and air-conditioning.
- Rub it in.
- What I don't have in my office is a closet of 30 years of financial transactions, devoid of any filing system known to man.
Hard to believe I only got a semester ofjunior college under my belt.
Do you realise you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months?
I'm curious. Is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?
I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it.
But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.
I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal.
I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.
Sad? You wanna know what's sad?
Six grown men playing dodgeball.
Since I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead and do some abs, go shock it up.
I like to work out all the time for this kind of sporting event.
Gotta be limber and loose.
That's the only way to play.
Hey, you guys take vitamins?
I take vitamins all the time... Dodgeball, eh?
If Peter La Fleur thinks a few red rubber balls can save his sorry gym, he's in for quite a surprise.
- Sorry I'm late, guys.
- Hey, Pete.
- Bad morning, boss?