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杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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We've been trying to reach you, but your phone was disconnected.
We'll be shutting off your water and power at 5pm today due to an eight-month overdue account.
Thank you and have a nice day.
This is Seth from Videorama.
The following DVDs are now overdue.
Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile. Thank you.
Come on, baby, be there.
Be there.
It's gonna be a good day.
I'm proud of you.
We're just around the corner.
My gym's here. I promise we're almost there.
You guys are lifesavers.
I appreciate the effort.
Don't pull a hammy over it.
Gimme that garbage.
Shouldn't you be on a treadmill?
Hey, Peter.
- How's my little tax shelter this morning?
- Everything's shipshape.
Don't hold out on me. What's happening?
It's just I'm trying this new voicemail-dating thing.
And, like, no one's even left me a message, and it's been almost two months.
There's someone out there for everybody.
- You think?