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We've been trying to reach you, but your phone was disconnected.

We'll be shutting off your water and power at 5pm today due to an eight-month overdue account.

Thank you and have a nice day.

This is Seth from Videorama.

The following DVDs are now overdue.

Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile. Thank you.

Come on, baby, be there.

Be there.

It's gonna be a good day.

I'm proud of you.

We're just around the corner.

My gym's here. I promise we're almost there.

You guys are lifesavers.

I appreciate the effort.

Don't pull a hammy over it.

Gimme that garbage.

Shouldn't you be on a treadmill?

Hey, Peter.

- How's my little tax shelter this morning?

- Everything's shipshape.

Don't hold out on me. What's happening?

It's just I'm trying this new voicemail-dating thing.

And, like, no one's even left me a message, and it's been almost two months.

There's someone out there for everybody.

- You think?