躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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- You said yes?
I figured the steady hand of a seasoned dodgeball coach could only benefit us.
A'iight.
But he's not weird or anything, is he?
No. No, he's totally normal.
I love the smell of queef in the morning.
I mean normal for us.
Line up, ladies.
- What does he mean, line up?
- Now.
If you're gonna learn to be true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five Ds of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
If you master the five Ds, no amount of balls on earth can hit you.
- Queer bait, go ahead.
- Me, or... Yeah, shouldn't we learn by dodging balls that are thrown at us, or... That's what this sack of wrenches is for.
-我,或者…是的,我们不应该通过躲避投向我们的球来学习,或者…这就是这袋扳手的用途。
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
如果你能躲开扳手,你就能躲开球。
What?
Any other questions?
My God.
Yeah. Patches, are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Necessary?
- Is it necessary for me to drink my urine?
- Probably not.
No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
OK.
If you're leading this squad, La Fleur, you've got to learn to do the dance in the dark.