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- I'm cool, Pete.

OK, come on. Let's get this out of here.

You OK?

- You're like a human Chinese puzzle.

- Thanks, Pete.

All that weight is dangerous.

It'll be worth it when I make the cheerleading squad. Prove to Amber that I'm not a loser.

Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?

Yeah. Why?

Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.

Plus, all anyone ever remembers is what happened at last year's tryouts.

I'm the laughing stock of the school.

I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.

What happened at last year's tryouts?

Justin Redmond. Ready and super-psyched.

- Hey, Amber.

- Hi, Justin. Good luck.

Good luck to you, making yourjudgments.

And from the girls' line, we need girl number Toss to hands, liberty and cradle out, OK?

I'm not wearing any panties.

Ready? One, two.

Liberty, ready?

- Dude.

- Can he breathe?

- Wow.