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The Schadenfreude is about to begin.

- I don't understand. Why would Peter leave?

- He knows we're gonna get killed.

Hey. That's not true. I don't know why Peter left, but we can do this without him.

We just have to figure it out.

Owen, you'll have to play.

- OK, yeah.

- Great. But we'll still be two players short.

We're still missing the teenage love-puppy and Steve the Pirate.

Who's Steve the Pirate?

The only guy on our team who dresses like a pirate.

Wait. There's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?

And now, let's hear it for the West Davenport High School Charging Donkeys.

Donkeys.

Go, Donkeys.

- We did it.

- Holy cow. My God.

- It was perfect. You were perfect.

- God, I gotta go.

Wait. Aren't you gonna stay for the trophy?

I'm sorry, Amber. I got my own trophy to win.

Now I'm going.

Here come the Purple Cobras, led by White Goodman. All business.

We haven't seen Average Joe's yet.

They haven't made it to the court.