躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Understood?

OK. Let's have a clean match.

Good luck, gentlemen.

This is it, La Loser.

You ready for the hurricane?

Just don't go cryin' to mama when I spank you in front of all these people.

You don't go crying to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face.

- White?

- Yeah?

- You look awful fat in those pants.

- Players, to your positions.

This is about gamesmanship.

Throw early and you're defenceless.

Throw late and you're eliminated.
投得晚了，你就被淘汰了。

Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball.
困境，你的名字叫躲避球。

This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it.
这项运动并没有塑造个性，它揭示了个性。

Effin' A, Cotton. Effin' A.

Come on, talk to me.

Listen up, crotch stain.

Remember your training and trust your instincts.

You can do it. I believe in you.

Bye-bye.

Right.

Players, turn and step in.

What the hell's he doing?