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杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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Suck failure, freaks.
Peter, is that true?
Yeah, it's true.
It's true I sold Average Joe's to White.
It's true that every man has his price.
And it's also true that money won is a lot sweeter than money earned.
- Now he's a philosophiser.
- Excuse us. Step aside, please.
Your winnings, Mr La Fleur.
Congratulations.
- Right on time. I appreciate it. Thank you.
- What is that? What winnings?
Gosh, I totally forgot to tell you. I took the $100,000 bribe that you gave me last night, and I put it on us to win.
We were going off at 50-1.
Anyone? Top of your head?
What's 50 times $100,000?
$50,000?
$5 million. Peter, are you kidding me?
Surprise.
Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all King Midas's silver.
The gym is mine. So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and crawl out of here.
You're right. I can't make you sell Average Joe's to me.
So I guess I'll just take your advice and invest in something.
- Say the controlling stake of Globo Gym.
- That's preposterous. I'd never allow it.