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Yeah.

This is extremely serious, Mrs Veatch.

It's Ms. I'll need to review all of your financial statements and assess any tax liabilities.
我是女士，我需要审查你所有的财务报表，并评估任何纳税义务。

Absolutely.

I don't know how you say "Ms" for "Mr", but if there was a "Ms Mr", I'm a Ms as well.

You do keep financial records?
你有财务记录吗？

Invoices, revenue reports, taxable income.
发票、收入报告、应税收入。

You kidding? I got a closet full of 'em.
开玩笑吧？我有满满一柜子的。

I call 'em keepers.

- Problem is I've never really filed them.

- No kidding.

Just out of curiosity, who would want to buy this place anyway?

Come on, squeeze it, squeeze it.

Yeah, come on, come on. Get it up.

One more, b*tch. One more, b*tch.

Yeah. Yeah.

- Now you're my b*tch.

- Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Involuntary spasm.

Look at the show. Enjoy the show.

This a bad time? I could come back.

Looks like some real dude sweat going on.

Add three pounds to the scales in the women's locker room before you go home.

Refreshment?