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My gym's worth over $4 million.

Your gym isn't worth four.

I have shareholders.

You haven't even got cupholders.

- Why would I want cupholders?

- The point is Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection.
-重点是环球健身房是人类身体完美的灯塔。

A benchmark in the fitness community.

Your "gym" is a skid mark on the underpants of society.

See, Peter, I wasn't born expecting the world to do me any favours.

I earned this body and I built this temple out of nothing more than a little can-do attitude and elbow grease.

And a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.

So if I choose to level Average Joe's to build a parking structure for my members, so be it.

There's nothing you can do about it.

In 30 days, I'll be bulldozing that sh*t-heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness.

I can only hope that you, and the mongrel race that comprise your membership, are inside it when I do.

Show Mr La Fleur out.

Turn it up high, Reggie.

I wanna burn.

So that's the deal. We got 30 days to raise $50,000, or Average Joe's is history.

I got ten minutes. I'll open it up to some Q&A.

No need to raise your hands, it's an open forum. OK, Owen, kick us off.

Yes, Peter, - and I'm just spitballing here - but why don't we pay it off in Canadian dollars and save some money?

Just so you know, if that's a route you want to follow, it's 50,000 American.

It would be 70,000, roughly, Canadian dollars.

- How are we gonna come up with $120,000?