躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

I get it.

Don't crap where you eat. I understand.

Me'Shell.

Please escort Ms Veatch out.

And, Katherine, make sure my acquisition of that gym goes smoothly.

They're up to something over there.

I can smell it.

ber-American Instructional films, teaching America's youth since 1938.

Hey, there, Timmy.

Holy mackerel, mister.

You scared the jeepers out of me.

How'd you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint, and learn about dodgeball?

Boy, would I.

- Where am I, mister?

- You're in a Chinese opium den, Timmy.

This is where dodgeball was invented in the 15th century, by opium-addicted Chinamen.

Back then, the Chinamen threw severed human heads at each another instead of the ADAA-approved balls we use today.

ADAA?

That's the American Dodgeball Association of America.

Dodgeball is played with six players on each team, and six rubber balls.

The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players.

Once all the players on one team are eliminated, the opposing team wins.

Wow. I can't wait to get the fellas together and play.

Hang on a second there, sport.

- Patches O'Houlihan.