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- They usually follow good nights, Dwight.

- Hey, Gord, your family's here.

- Where?

- Right over there.

- Great.

She knows I don't like it when she watches me. I get all nervous.

- Kids take after you.

- Yeah. She's their stepmother.

I remarried three years ago.

An Internet mail-order thing.

- How's that working out for you?

- Really great. Really great.

Hey, honey.

L for love. Good times.

L for love? That doesn't mean love... People have different translations for things.

That's a special bond that you have with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice.

- How many teams are in this qualifier?

- Two.

If we beat this team, we're in the Vegas Open?

- Yeah.

- That seems pretty simple.

- Who's the other team?

- I have it right here. Just a sec.

- Troop 417.

- Christ. We're playing Boy Scouts?