躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Average Joe's, ready.

Blitzkrieg, ready.

Dodgeball.

And we're under way. Average Joe's versus the heavily favoured German team.

Of course, S&M gear first made popular by the lyric poet, Sappho, - from the island of Lesbos.

- Clean hit. You're out.

Leather and latex belong in the bedroom, not on the dodgeball court.

Where's that training?

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge.

Captain Peter La Fleur gets eliminated and coach O'Houlihan is not happy.

This Average Joe's team doesn't look up to snuff.

Midline infraction.

You went over the line, you're out.

The Average Joe's catches a break there.

The Germans still dominating this Maginot Line-like defence.

Good toss by the submissive out there.

Just two players left for Joe... Check that. Make it one.

Looks like Average Joe's might be heading home early.

It's all up to the only player without a Y-chromosome, Kate Veatch.

What a throw.

Hold your phone, she's got a cannon.

Yes.

- Come on, Kate.

- You're the only man out there. Give it to 'em.

Germans have a two-one advantage.