躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Gordon Pibb, alone, facing five Cougars.

It's all over but the crying.

Sayonara, auf Wiedersehen and goodbye.

- Dodgeball.

- Let the dodgeball slaughter begin.

Good deflection there.

Hang on. And another one.

Three balls at once. Who knew?

Four on one.

Pibb won't go down without a fight.

That's it.

- You're kidding me.

- He's callin' 'em out.

Now it's two on one. Who'd have thunk it?

- Go, you crazy son of a b*tch. Go.

- He's on the warpath.

Incredible. It's one on one.

- I can't believe it.

- It's just not believable, Cotton.

Winner.

Average Joe's wins.

They are going to the finals to play Globo Gym for $50,000.

- That'll buy one heck of a pumpkin.

- Right you are, Pep.

I never would have dreamed it possible.