躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Whatever you do, wash your hands.

Excuse me, miss. I was wondering if... You are the one who stares at me.

Why is this?

Because I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Watch it, freak.

Go back to Treasure Island.

Fag.

Screw you.
去你的。

Katie, bar the door.

It's time for the championship match here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".

We've seen it all here, folks.

Grit, determination, incontinence.

And it's all come down to this - a Cinderella story.

Average Joe's Gymnasium hopes to drive their vorpal blade snicker-snack into the heart of the dodgeball Jabberwocky that is the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and walk away with $50,000 in stone-cold cash.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to what you've all been waiting for.

A David-and-Goliath story truer than the Bible itself.

The championship dodgeball match here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".

Peter?

Peter?

Hello?

Peter?

Come on, everybody headed down... So what happens on a double fault?

On a double fault you go to sudden-death elimination. It's Continuation Rule 113-D.

- Whatever.

- Hey, guys, wait up.