躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Inform the committee and Mr Goodman about Average Joe's forfeit.

- Yes, sir.

- Better luck next year.

Excuse me.

Sorry I'm late. You won't believe whatjust happened. Hey, guys.

You're just in time to help us forfeit.

Forfeit? Why?

Well, I don't know what to tell you, but... Yes, I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

To the tournament floor we go, for the sceptre presentation from the Dodgeball Chancellor.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the power vested in me by our governing body, the American Dodgeball Association of America, and in concurrence with our sponsors, Lumber Liquidators and Omaha Steaks, it gives me great pleasure to declare the winner of this year's Las Vegas International Tournament to be... Wait. He's here.

Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

We're ready to play, Your Honour.

Too late. Your lovable band of losers already forfeited. The trophy and money are mine.

He's right. The team already forfeited.

There's nothing you can do.

Facial, La Fleur. Total facial.

Actually, that's not true.

The committee can overrule the chancellor - that's you, sir - by a two-thirds vote.

He's right. He's right. It's a bylaw.

- It's a bylaw.

- What's a bylaw?

- Hang on a second here, folks.

- Let them play.