Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

As oil gets scarcer, gasoline gets more expensive.

And the planet suffers.

Electric cars... Most of their electricity comes from coal fired plants or nuclear reactors.

So, what's the answer?

How about a car that's good looking, affordable, and runs on clean, environmentally responsible natural gas?

( farts ) Your natural gas?

There's probably 10 kids in the back of my friend, Sara's mother's truck, and somebody did it.

And we didn't know who did it.

And it was probably a 10 minute drive from the church to the house.

So the whole way home it was just the kids back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.

And, "It was you.

I know it was you." And there was a lot of boys in the car And everybody was just arguing to the point of getting really angry.

And finally, her mother said, "Would you just shut up?

It was me." And we all just stopped, like, "Wait a minute.

That's a Mom." That wasn't supposed to happen.

Announcer: Introducing the Flatula Backfire.

It runs like the wind.

- Because it's running-- - ( farts )-- - ...on wind.

- ( farts ) - Here's how it works.

- ( farts ) Using state-of-the-art sanitary technology, Flatula captures all your emissions and efficiently channels them directly to a powerful turbo-charged engine.

It's clean energy-- green energy.

And best of all... it's renewable.

If something slipped out at dinner or in the car or something, I would laugh about it, and I would probably... It would make me feel like they were comfortable enough to do it and-- you know, I'm-- I'm not... gonna never call somebody again because they farted.

So you wouldn't be judgmental about it.

Oh, I would judge the hell out of 'em, but it's not gonna make me not wanna see them again.