Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-12-30

The history and humor of the fart

These-- these-- these people over here, they've got what we call "ringside seats." - Yeah.
- ( laughing ) Okay.
Okay.
A little bit of talcum on the bottom.
There we go.
- Like that.
- Okay.
Is it-- I haven't got a rearview mirror.
- Is the, um... - It looks very nice.
Is it well-covered?
- Okay.
- Yes, it's fantastic.
- Here we go.
- Thank you.
In Australia, I-- down under, I hold the record for the most amount of complaints to a television show.
From five... Five,
All:
Four, three, two, one.
( audience guffaws ) All right!
Very good.
Can you guess where this comes from?
( farting ) Mr. Methane.com Obviously, there is a Mr. Methane website out there.
'Cause, if you're not on the web now, well, that's it.
- You're not in business.
- ( farting ) So, you know, I've got a website, Mr. Methane.com Mr. Methane.com ( farting ) Male announcer: The world's windiest website.
( farting )