The history and humor of the fart
杰瑞发布于2023-12-30
The history and humor of the fart
One, two... For the entertainment value, of course. Not-- not lots of times, but on the few occasions I've had hostile, um, sort of reactions from an audience. ( farting ) Luckily, it's not a lot of the time. And I've had to sort of say, well, obviously, it's not for you and just wind it up. I think once was a BMW sales conference. I am ready. Is the orchestra ready? - Are you ready? - Yes. ( fart )- Oldfield:
He said, come on the show and we'll sing a duet. So I came on the show and we sang a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron." I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still ( farting melody ) It was, you know, it was a piece of classic television. And my heart stood still ( farting melody ) That was it. I was never shown on the BBC. And by today's standards it's quite mild. - And his name was Bill - ( farting melody ) But at the time, it was just, no, no. I mean, we're going back, I think it was '90... '97-- 1997, so, you know, attitudes were different. ( farting ) And, really, when I create something, it's a labor of love. I just take it and reform it, but, you know, it's still a labor of love. This is what I do as a job. And-- and-- and to me, that's a work of art. Da doo ron ron ron - ( farting ) - ( laughing ) ( sighs heavily ) It's just a fart. You know to me, all you have to do is fart over it. You don't realize what a lot of hard work goes into that, um, farting, really. You know, I once recorded a version of "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.