One, two... For the entertainment value, of course.
Not-- not lots of times, but on the few occasions I've had hostile, um, sort of reactions from an audience.
( farting ) Luckily, it's not a lot of the time.
And I've had to sort of say, well, obviously, it's not for you and just wind it up.
I think once was a BMW sales conference.
I am ready.
Is the orchestra ready?
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
( fart )
Oldfield:
He said, come on the show and we'll sing a duet.
So I came on the show and we sang a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron." I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still ( farting melody ) It was, you know, it was a piece of classic television.
And my heart stood still ( farting melody ) That was it.
I was never shown on the BBC.
And by today's standards it's quite mild.
- And his name was Bill - ( farting melody ) But at the time, it was just, no, no.
I mean, we're going back, I think it was '90... '97-- 1997, so, you know, attitudes were different.
( farting ) And, really, when I create something, it's a labor of love.
I just take it and reform it, but, you know, it's still a labor of love.
This is what I do as a job.
And-- and-- and to me, that's a work of art.
Da doo ron ron ron - ( farting ) - ( laughing ) ( sighs heavily ) It's just a fart.
You know to me, all you have to do is fart over it.
You don't realize what a lot of hard work goes into that, um, farting, really.
You know, I once recorded a version of "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.
