Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-12-30

The history and humor of the fart

( farting ) Or the sounds of the funny little things... - ( farting ) - ...that come out of it.
- ( farting ) - Oh!
Woman:
Yeah, because-- Or it's 'cause that they produce an embarrassing noise.
- ( fart )
- Man:
Many people...
Woman:
Try to hide.
( farting ) ( laughter ) Ah, this is awesome!
All right. Here-- here we go. Here we go.
Here.
( rock skipping, ricocheting)
Woman:
Wow.
( ricochet sound continues ) - ( farts ) - ( woman laughs ) ( chattering ) ( train brakes hissing ) ( violin music playing ) When would you like to start discussing the said subject?
( chuckles ) The camptown ladies sing that song ( fart, fart, fart, fart ) No, it is not.
You fart anywhere.
You fart anywhere.
In front of everybody.
The camptown racetrack's five miles long ( farting ) I should be able to fart anytime I want.
( woman laughing ) For God's sake.
- Gonna run all night - ( farts ) - Gonna run all day - (farts ) Well, I suppose you don't expect women to fart, do you?
Of course. We have the same pipe works as you do.
I'll bet my money on the bobtail hag ( fart, fart, fart, fart ) So what about, um, in the states, is there a different attitude to-- to farting?
( leaves rustling )
Woman:
Some of it's gonna come back up.
Woman #2:
...And once it gets to the stomach,
Woman:
It-- from the production of changing your food to poop.