Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-12-30

The history and humor of the fart

- Nice and close.
- Okay?
- ( speaking native language ) It does not have teeth.
It does not bite.
Even closer, closer.
Here we go.
( overlapping chatter ) Okay, five...
All:
Four, three, two, one.
( farts ) But that's the worst part, when you think you have to fart and you're really worried that it might not be a fart.
( laughs ) Ah... Doo-doo.
( speaking native language ) Sammy, Sammy, I want to thank you... That-- that-- that was real.
That was-- that was...?
That was definite real.
- I'm serious.
- Woman:
True.
You know, you walk away and that might leave a mark.
Oh, God.
Don't do that.
Uh, sorry about the mess there.
- Man:
Mr. Methane?
- You'll have to wash it off.
Doo-doo.
I just said "doo-doo" again.
We're just setting up the competition.
- ( laughs ) - I'm just saying.