Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

- We're all on the same road... - Yes.

...with an ultimate goal, but we're all.

different travelers And also same experience of gas.

( laughing ) I don't think I'll ever forget this day.

( all laughing ) Well, it reminds us that no matter how high and mighty we may think we are, we may think we're part of the-- we're-- we're-- we're part of the angels or something, but when it comes down to it, we're just like the dogs and the cats.

You know-- ( fart )-- when, you know, we poop and pee and fart just like everybody else.

Like all the other animals out there.

( man speaking native language ) ( farting ) Hey, Randy, are farts flammable?

Yes, Ian.

Farts are flame-able.

The proper way to light a fart is to lie on your back - with your legs up.

- ( straining ) They're probably more of what I would call one of those Internet wives' tale.

Apparently, the hydrogen sulfide that's produced in the bowel had some potential to ignite... Here we go.

...but I've never heard anyone that's done it.

But is it in the realm of possible?

Um, probably a good Mythbusters.

Humans fart up to about a half a gallon a day.

That's about... Some a whole lot more.

( farting ) Cameraman: A human being farts 14 times a day.

Female interviewer: On average.

Baxter:

14 times a day?

Do you know the volume?

Emilia Gortan: 14 times a day?

Cameraman: They don't have-- No, I don't think so.

How many cc's of toxic gas does that...?