Good Will Hunting (1997)Movie Script

She has everyone's attention. Will is nervous.

SKYLAR:

And he comes across a bottle, and this Genie pops out. The genie turns to the Irishman and says -- "You've released me from my prison, so I'll grant you three wishes." The Irish guy thinks for a minute and says "What I really want is a pint of Guiness that never empties." And -- POOF! A bottle appears. He slams it down, and -- lo and behold -- it fills back up again.

C/U of Will. Hoping the joke pans out.

SKYLAR:

Well, the Irish guy can't believe it. He drinks it again, and again -- BOOM! It fills back up. So, while the Irish guy is marveling at his good fortune, The Genie is getting impatient, because it's hot and he wants to get on with his freedom. He says "Let's go, you have two more wishes." The Irish guy slams his drink again, it fills back up, he's still amazed. The Genie can't take it anymore. He says "Buddy, I'm boiling out here. What are your other two wishes?"

(beat) The Irish guy looks at his drink, looks at the Genie and says... "I guess I'll have two more of these."

The gang erupts with laughter.

CHUCKIE:

It's a good thing no one's Irish here.

MORGAN:

I'm Irish.

Chuckie, Will look at Morgan, baffled.

EXT. L STREET BAR & GRILLE -- LATER Everyone is walking out, saying good-bye. Chuckie goes over to Will and Skylar.

CHUCKIE:

I'm glad you came by, changed my opinion of Harvard people.

SKYLAR:

See ya' Chuckie. I had fun.

Chuckie heads towards Will to say goodnight.

WILL:

I don't know what the f*** you're doin'. You're givin' us a ride.

CHUCKIE:

What do I look like, Al Cowlins?

(seriously) You want to take my car, drop her off?

WILL:

I was countin' on it.

MORGAN:

Chuck, let's go.

CHUCKIE:

You're walkin' b*tch, Will's takin' the car.

Morgan mumbles something and staggers off. Billy follows with an indifferent shrug.

WILL:

Thanks, Chuck.

CHUCKIE:

Don't get too slap-happy, you're takin' me home first.

WILL:

I don't know, Chuck. It's kinda outta the way.

CHUCKIE:

Just 'cause you don't have to sleep in the one room palace, don't start thinkin' you're bad.

SKYLAR:

(to Will) I thought you said you'd show me your place.