Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?
PSYCHOLOGIST:
What?
WILL:
C'mon, I read your book. I talked to you. It's just something I know to be true.
PSYCHOLOGIST:
That's very presumptuous.
WILL:
Buddy, two seconds ago you were ready to give me a jump.
PSYCHOLOGIST:
(a little laugh) Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married and I have two children.
WILL:
I'm sure you do. You probably got a real nice house, nice car -- your book's a best seller.
PSYCHOLOGIST:
You're getting defensive, Will.
WILL:
Look, man. I don't care if you're putting from the rough. There are solid arguments that some of the greatest people in history were gay; Alexander the Great, Caesar, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Napoleon, Gertrude Stein, not to mention Danny Terrio, not many straight men can dance like that.
PSYCHOLOGIST:
Who is "Danny Terrio?"
WILL:
If you wanna hit "Ramrod," take your shot. Take some pride in it. You go to church? So f***in' what, God loves you. I mean, Christ. A guy as well known as you? By the time you put your disguise on and skulk out of the house Sunday nights you probably look like "Inspector Clouseau."
The Psychologist calmly packs his things.
PSYCHOLOGIST:
Well, I can see this is pointless...
WILL:
You're getting defensive... Henry.
And hey, chief -- tell the wife, at least. Christ, set her free.
The shrink gets up and walks out.
WILL:
F***in' hypocrite... INT. HALLWAY -- CONTINUOUS The Psychologist comes walking out, much to the surprise of Lambeau and Tom who have been waiting in the lobby.
LAMBEAU:
Henry?
The Psychologist keeps walking.
PSYCHOLOGIST:
No. You know what, Gerry? This is why I don't do pro-bono anymore.
It's not worth it to me.
LAMBEAU:
What happened?
PSYCHOLOGIST:
I don't have the time. I'm going on national television this week.
LAMBEAU:
Wait a minute, Henry... He [Henry] is out the door. Lambeau looks to Tom.
