CU A PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN in a frilly pink dress with two bullet holes in her.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) That's his girlfriend Janeen.
CU A PLUMP YOUNG WOMAN, shot to death, wedding bouquet still clutched in her dead fist.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) That's my best friend from work Erica.
AN OLDER MAN IN A BLACK SUIT shot fulla holes.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) That's the minister. I think his name was Reverend Hillhouse.
A DEAD OLDER WOMAN by his side in an old-fashioned flower print dress.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) That's his wife.
A DEAD OLDER WOMAN slumped over an organ.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) Organ player, don't know her name.
A YOUNG MAN IN A TUXEDO WITH HIS FACE BLOWN OFF.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) That's Arthur. Arthur Plympton. The name on his driver's license was Charles Arthur Plympton, but for some reason he preferred Arthur.
Maybe if he went by Carles people would have called him Charlie. If that was his reason for going by Arthur I can understand it.
Nothing wrong with the name Charlie, except he didn't look like a Charlie, he looked like an Arthur.
Obviously you'll have to take my word on this. Speaking of names, I was about two seconds away from becoming Mrs. Charles Arthur Plympton.
And then finally, The Bride.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) And that, that's me. I'm the Bride.
We do a DISSOLVE from the Bride looking dead in the bridal gown To The Bride, still in B/W, still in a bridal gown, but the asswippin she took in the scene before must have been in the past, because she looks like a million dollars now.......three million even.
INT. CAR(MOVING) - NIGHT The Bride behind the wheel of a Volkswagen Karman Ghia convertible. Her long blodne hair whipping in the wind. A PROCESS SHOT PLAYS behind her.
THE BRIDE(V.O.) Looked dead, didn't I? Well I wasn't, but it wasn'T for lack fo trying, I can tell you that.
Actually Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for five years.
When I woke up, ...I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. I roarded and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. In all, I've killed 33 people to get to this piont right now.