杰瑞发布于2022-10-24
Bill delivers his lines from the floor, spoken like a dying breath;BILL: You did it Quick Draw Kiddo. You are-the fastest. And with these last words, pretends to die. But then while pretending to be dead, he speaks in a dramatic narrator's voice.BILL: But...little did Quick Draw Kiddo know,...that five-year-old B.B. Gunn was only playing possum, due to the fact she was impervious to bullets. B.B. raises her head off the floor and says; B.B. (to Mommy) I'm impervious to bullets, Mommy.BILL: (to B.B.) Hey, get back down there, you're playing possum. The little girl's head drops back down. Bill continues his dramatic narration;BILL: So, as the smirking killer approached, what she thought, was a bullet-ridden corpse,...that's when the little B.B. Gunn fired. B.B. springs up holding her tiny orange squirt gun and says; B.B. Bang bang! The Bride continues watching in gobsmackery. Bill raises his head off the floor, and says to her in his normal voice;BILL: Mommy, you're dead - so die. The Bride shakes off her confusion, and acts out a big death scene fo her little girl.THE BRIDE: Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known, you are the best. She falls to the floor and pretends to die. The little girl in her party dress, runs over to the big girl in her wedding dress, and kneels over her mommy. Mommy opens her eyes. B.B. Don't die Mommy, I was just playing. From the floor, looking up at her daughter, she speaks to her for the first time.MOMMY: I know baby.