杀死比尔Kill Bill Movie Script

BILL:

I sent you to L.A. and you never came back. I thought you'd been killed. Do you know how cruel it is to make someone think someone they love is dead? I mourned you. Then in the third month of my mourning, I track you down. I wasn't trying to track you down, I was trying to track down - the f***ing a**holes - who I thought killed you. And when I find you, what to I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married - to some f***in jerk - and you're pregnant? How do you expect me to react?

THE BRIDE:

Why do you think I hid?

BILL:

Why did you leave in the first place? You have cold eyes towards me now. I understand their temperature, but they were warm the second to the last time I saw them, or was that just my imagination?

THE BRIDE:

No.

The Bride decides to tell all. As she tells this story, parts will be shown on the screen.

To give herself a running start with the story she starts it off in Japanese; THE BRIDE(JAPANESE) You sent me to L.A. to kill that lady scoundrel, Lisa Wong.

Bill interrupts her.

BILL(ENGLISH) You are you talking in Japanese?

The Bride explodes; THE BRIDE(ENGLISH) What the hell do you care what I talk in? Don't you know when to keep your mouth shut? I'm trying to tell you what you want to know, if you'll just shut up and listen and stop talking! Now may I continue?

BILL:

You're right, I'm wrong, continue.

THE BRIDE:

The morning I left, I threw up. I don't feel like speaking in Japanese anymore - on the plane, I threw up. When I got to my hotel, I threw up. So naturally I started thinking, maybe I might be pregnant. So I bought one of those home pregnancy kits. Went back to my room and took the test. The little strip said blue. I was going to have a baby. I tried to call you, but you weren't there, so I just thought I'd call back later.

BILL:

But you never did.

THE BRIDE:

- Would you shut up, I'm trying to tell you how I feel.

BILL:

My apologies, please continue.

THE BRIDE:

So I just figured I'd call you back later. I was just so happy, I put on music and danced by myself in the hotel suite, holding my little blue strip.

What I didn't know, was at some leg of my journey, I was spotted. With me in Los Angeles it didn't take Lisa Wong long to figure out someone put a hit out on her. So she sent an assassin of her own to kill me in my hotel room. As I was dancing in euphoria, the killer came down the hall.

There's a knock on the hotel room door.

The Bride stops dancing and goes to the door's peephole.

PEEPHOLE POV:

A pretty KOREAN WOMAN in the blazer and skirt outfit of a hotel manager. She's holding a basket of flowers.

The Bride says through the door;

THE BRIDE:

Hello, can I help you?

HOTEL WOMAN:

Hello, I'm Karen Kim, I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. I have a welcome gift from the management.

Seeing it through the peephole.

THE BRIDE:

Oh, it's beautiful. But I'm kinda busy at this second, could you possibly come back later?

As she talks, she accidentally drops the blue strip, she bends down to pick it up... WHEN... A SHOTGUN BLAST BLOWS A HOLE in the door, right where the bent over woman was previously standing.