We'll take my little friend home and forget this ever happened. All right?
No harm, no foul, right?
Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion. From the zoo.
What's the matter with them?
I feel really, really weird.
I love you guys.
I love you so much.
Last night's dramatic incident in Grand Central is an example of what animal rights wackos have been shouting for years: Animals clearly don't belong in captivity.
They are to be sent back to their natural habitat, where they will live their lives in the freedom they desire.
