Madagascar (2005)Movie Script

- I like them.

I like them. I liked them first.

Before I even met them I liked them.

I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them.

Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!

Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded foosa.

The foosa! The foosa are attacking!

It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!

Please. Maurice.

Quiet!

Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant.

So my genius plan is this: We will make the New York giants our friends and keep them close.

Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us, we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded foosa ever again.

I thought of that.

I thought of that. Yes. Me. I did.

Hold on, everybody. Hold on.

I'm just thinking now.

I mean, does anyone wonder why the foosa were so scared of Mr. Alex?

I mean, maybe we should be scared too.

What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the foosa?

I tell you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.

Maurice, you did not raise your hand.

Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record.

Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies?

No? Good. So shut up.