恋恋书中人Ruby Sparks Movie Script

Promise me, no one.

Fine.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, so you can, like, change her.

I guess.

You could, like, tweak things if you wanted.

Tweak? What do you mean?

I don't know, like anything.

Big tits, long legs... I like her little legs.

Know how many times I wanted a button to make Susie stop doing all the annoying sh*t she does?

I mean, you could get blow jobs whenever you wanted.

Ruby loves giving blow jobs.

Now, but what about in a couple months or days?

Women are mysterious creatures.

I still look at Susie like: "Who are you? Who are you?" I know Ruby, Harry. I wrote her.

So you can make her, like, do anything.

For men everywhere tell me you're not gonna let that go to waste.

I will never write about her again.

Calvin?

Hey.

So did he like me?

He loved you.

Stop, stop, stop.

Hey, if it's my mom, please don't... Hello?

Hello, is anyone there? I don't... Hi, Mom.