They're independent markets, they're not always correlated!
I know it sounds odd, but these are very complicated products!
They are correlated!
They're gonna lose their houses, they're gonna lose their jobs, they're gonna lose their p..
Will you listen to me!
This is like... the end of capitalism!
This is like the dark ages all-over again!
I don't want to talk to dad!
Okay, I love you too, save your money!
She says I need to be on Xanax, and double my dose of Zoloft I asked bear-stearns to price our shorts they tell me the cdo's still haven't moved this is f***ing insane!
You realize that? These people are crooks and they should be in prison!
Look at the theta-graphics, you can see that the cdo's are worth zero!
So you know what they're doing huh?
You know what they're doing right?
Yeah!
They're not loading them... They're selling their dogshit cdo's then they go to another bank and short the sh*t, while they f***ing sold it!
Whoo ho ho, let's go to the press man!
This is a massive story!
Who wouldn't publish it?
Robert redford!
Shorting the ones they were gonna buy I got it, I got it!
I got it, I got it... And what am I supposed to do?
Want me to write a piece called: "We're all f***ed!"
