异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

杰瑞发布于12 Jun 10:46

A horror tale set in a High School where the students suspect the teaching staff of being aliens, who are intent on making the students their victims.一个恐怖故事发生在一所高中，学生们怀疑教职员工是外星人，他们打算让学生成为受害者。

No, thank you.
I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better.
Maybe I should just put a pen in my eye.
When will that b*tch turn the air conditioning back on?
Hey, speaking of which, has anybody seen Principal Drake?
Maybe she had a sunstroke and died.
What's up with the coach?
He's thirsty.
Probably a pregame ritual.
Just looking at him makes me want to take a piss.
Good morning, Mrs Olson.
You look very, very pretty today.
So... what was Crusoe's... greatest fear?
Anyone?
Yes, Zeke.
Crusoe's afraid that he'd be stuck on that island forever... with nothing but calluses.
No, that's not correct.
Isolation was his greatest fear.
Yes, but... his external existence in no way compared... to the internal agony of the loneliness he felt.
That's very good.
Like I said, calluses.
So Cathy tells me one thing, and then Liz says another... and then, of course, Jenny's got her own story, so which one do you want me to print?
Print them all.
He's a jerk.
- Hey, we need to talk.