异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

杰瑞发布于12 Jun 10:46

A horror tale set in a High School where the students suspect the teaching staff of being aliens, who are intent on making the students their victims.一个恐怖故事发生在一所高中，学生们怀疑教职员工是外星人，他们打算让学生成为受害者。

Will someone please tell me what the hell's going on here?
It all started yesterday when I found this thing, this new species.
Which is now missing.
We think aliens are taking over our school.
Right. Come on.
You saw what Brummel did in the shower.
I saw her dead body in the closet.
They've been calling students into the office.
The students with the most influence on down, including the new team captain.
Looks like you picked the right week to quit football.
You think aliens have infested our school?
That would explain their weird behaviour, wouldn't it?
Give me a f***ing break.
So, what are we doing in here?
Shopping.
- I've got a very large grocery list.
- What are you talking about?
This is where I get my equipment.
You borrow it from science labs?
I like to think of it as stealing, actually.
Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America.
So if anybody finds us in here, just grab ahold of me and pretend we're making out.
The punishment will be less severe.
- Aliens?
- Do you have a better explanation, Stan?