异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

Do you like what you see?

Zeke.

- Take this.

- Now, Marybeth.

- You sniff it.

- You're out of your f***ing mind.

I'm not taking any chances. I leave for five minutes, and everyone's an alien.

Now if I have to Men In Black your ass, you're gonna f***ing sniff it.

Happy now?

Jesus. I'm f***ing seeing two of everything.

Zeke. Zeke!

Come on, buddy.

Get up.

He's over here.

Casey, come out, come out, wherever you are.

You know, in my world, Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see.

A beautiful home until it started to dry up.

So I escaped, came here and met you.

All of you.

All of you were different from the others.

Thanks, pal.

You were lost and lonely, just like me.

And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world: a world without anger, without fear, without attitude.

Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care.

The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror.