The Man Who Would Be King Movie Script

- We've gotta get there first.

- Madness is a trick.

Who'd hurt some poor crazy priest and his servant?

Peachy worked this out.

We've used it before.

He talks, while I act dumb.

I can clown pretty good now.

I can twitch to put the fear into any good Muslim.

I can froth at the mouth.

Want to see?

- I can imagine.

- All right, some other time perhaps.

Come over here.

Give it a touch-up down here.

- Rifles?

- Twenty Martinis, and ammunition.

Cost us every sou we got out of the rajah of Degumber.

Good heavens!

You mean you went back there?

Of course, Brother Kipling.

God help you if you're caught with those!

Gunrunning isn't exactly new to us.

Well, Brother Kipling, goodbye and many thanks.

Man, don't do it!

The odds are too great.