The Pirate Fairy Movie Script

Let's make her walk a tiny little plank.

- Yes, tiny! - A tiny plank! She can fly, you cretins.

- Oh! - You know, he's right.

That is why he is the captain.

She'd just fly away. I get it.

Mi capitan.

What if we tie her wings together?

There's no stopping us.

We'll plunder every port in all the seven seas.

Prepare to get under way, you scurvy scallywags.

We've got a ship to fly.

Ha. And as for you, you'll make a fine little nightlight.

Swoggle me eyes.

Now, there's a sight.

Oh, don't feel foolish.

I was just too clever for you.

That's all.

Ah! Yes.

Now, you see, my little fairy, navigating the Never Seas is one thing.

But to chart a course for the sky, not only do you need longitude and latitude, but you also need altitude.

Hmm. Oh... Now, let's not be a sore loser.

Once we're past the second star, the world will be my oyster.

And I don't even like oysters.

We'll be in and out of every port so fast, they won't even know what hit them.

No, no, no.