Jesus H... I got the White House sitting on my report till after these elections get done.
I can't do anything until the president approves my recommendations.
And now you're telling me that's not gonna be until after another goddamn election?!
You need a legitimate partner here, Glen.
Karzai ain't that guy.
You gotta understand, what we're trying to do here is like raising a child.
And a child needs two parents.
Two parents who love it and each other very much.
That's what it needs, above all else.
Well, then your wife, Mrs. Karzai... I'm assuming that you're the daddy in this metaphorical relationship- We suspect your wife, Karzai, might be a drug addict.
He eliminated his chief opponent in this election by spreading a pretty vicious homosexual rumor, and we're pretty sure that his brother is a straight-up criminal warlord.
Oh, come on, Pat!
You got a bee in your bonnet.
You just don't like him for some reason, whatever it is. And seriously... Anyway, I wanna know, how is Washington any different, huh?
Seriously! Tell me!
Hmm?
Yeah.
You can't.
On page 74 of One Leg at a Time, Just Like Everybody Else, Glen wrote, and I quote, "A good leader lives by a set of rules.
A great leader knows when to break them. " Morning.
