[horrified] Kay. [the Bug raises its head skyward and uses its pincers to push Kay down its throat] Kay! [a horrified Laurel watches from the tree branch; the Bug raises its head skyward with a triumphant roar; inside its stomach, Kay reaches for his gun] Hey! [he picks up a big rock and throws it at the Bug, hitting it in the head, causing it to growl angrily] What’s up? [picks up a piece of debris from the crash landing] You’re just gonna eat and run, huh? What about dessert?! [attempts to hit the Bug, only to get kicked aside] That’s it? Where are you going? This party’s just getting started. [walks to a burning branch and picks it up] Where you going? Where you going?! [swings the branch at the Bug, who dodges the flames] Let me tell you something:there’s only one way off of this planet, baby. And that’s through me! [the Bug slaps Jay, knocking him aside; he quickly rolls to avoid being stepped on by the Bug, and grabs a jagged piece of debris, intending to stab the Bug in the stomach with it; before he has a chance to, the Bug lowers its head and snarls at him, causing him to fall backwards] Yo! [he watches as the Bug starts to climb the tower leading up to the second ship; Jay quickly stands up and runs towards the Bug, jumping up to grab hold of its abdomen; the Bug glares at him as it growls and swings its abdomen, trying to shake him off, eventually sending him flying before he crashes into a dumpster; as he moans and gets to his feet, Laurel’s tree branch snaps, causing her to fall to the ground; landing safely, she crawls away; the Bug continues climbing the tower] Hey. Where you going? Why you running, huh? [Laurel rises from the bushes] I’m still standing. Come on, bring it. Come on, bring it. Bring... [he sees two cockroaches on his sleeve; turning towards the dumpster, he sees a rusty spot around the bottom, and kicks it to reveal a bunch of cockroaches; he glances from the Bug to the cockroaches for a few seconds, then steps on one of them, causing a loud “crunch” sound; hearing the sound, the Bug flinches and halts its ascent] Uh-oh. I’m sorry. [points down at the cockroach he just squashed] Was that your auntie? [the Bug looks down at him with a livid facial expression] Oh, then that must mean, th-that’s your uncle, then, huh? [points at another cockroach under his foot before squishing it too] You know you all look alike. [peeved by Jay’s teasing, the Bug descends from the tower, and begins to approach him; he grins] Well, well. [steps towards the Bug] Big Bad Bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? [crushes another cockroach, causing the Bug to snarl in rage] See, what I can’t understand is why you’ve got to come down here bringing all this ruckus, snatching up galaxies and everything. [Laurel watches in horror from the bushes as the Bug walks right up to Jay] My attitude is “Don’t start nothing”. [steps on yet another cockroach] “Won’t be nothing”. [flattens another cockroach, then grins at the Bug, who extends its pincers, eager to rip him apart] You need to ease up out of my face before something bad happen to you. [the sound of a gun cocking is heard, indicating Kay has retrieved his weapon inside the Bug; Jay glances at its stomach then looks it in the face as he grins and shrugs] Too late. [the Bug looks at its stomach in horror; Kay fires his weapon, blasting the Bug’s upper body off, splattering slime all over Jay] Ugh! [Jay reaches behind him and collects the galaxy as he and Kay spit out some of the Bug’s stomach juices]
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