It's my dum-dee-dum-dee-dum Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum sandwich Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum sandwich Hole in the ground Don't make a sound sandwich My stuff it in the mouth Chomp and swallow south sandwich - That's a good one, Mom.
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I won two ice buckets, ten pairs of galoshes, one sled, which arrived just in time, I might add, fifteen ice crushers, a case of dog food, a pair of Arthur Murray dancing shoes, a Brownie camera, one free window installation, an outboard motor, eight pogo sticks, a palm tree, which promptly died, a lifetime supply of bird seed and a pony, which we had to sell to pay the electric bill.
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That one's mine.
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Now caviar is one of the finest delicacies in the Western world.
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Try one.
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Go get the can opener and let's try one.
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One minute left!
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I always wanted one of those.
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Now, I only get ten minutes and one cart, so what I did was, I walked to the market to plot my strategy.
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This is what happens to one's literary efforts once placed in the mailbox.
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We're going to the Everson-Jennings company and order one of their sturdy, folding wheelchairs.
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One of you kids?
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Then one night, Kelly's career as a crooner came to a terrible end.
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I need a new one.
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No one says that life is easy.
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But the more he drinks, the less he's able to pay the bills, which is one reason he's so unhappy.
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Notice I have not one, but two brand names I need to use.
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- The Indians have one last out.
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It's like the ones in restaurants.
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One, two, three.
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"Ask any Eskimo and they'll say, frozen keeps the freshness in every day. " My gosh. I forgot all about that one.
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And, after all, I'm the guy who has to pay the mortgage, seems I'm the only one who needs to sign it.
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- Oh, yeah. Good one.
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But whenever fate handed one of my kids an unfair blow, it would set my muse on fire.
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This was a perfectly legal tactic in the contesting world, and as far as I could see, one of the advantages of having so many kids.
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